If Black Friday riot videos weren't enough to convince you that America is a consumerist hell on Earth, then our president's Black Friday promo surely will.
Trump took to one of his two Facebook pages (while the GOP took to Twitter) to promote a sale on some of his campaign merchandise. Just throw some festive #MAGA swag into your cart, enter the code "SATIRE2017" at checkout and, bam! You've got yourself a bargain on our democracy. (Literally!)
Because, apparently, the best Black Friday deal this year is the cool 30 percent off POTUS is offering on the American soul.More about Watercooler, Politics, Thanksgiving, Donald Trump, and Democracy